prejudice
Transcription of a drunk conversation with some strangers that I recorded on my digital camera (note - those with names are in my crew):
START RECORDING
Drunk 1: (unintelligible)
Several people laugh.
Adam: Are you kidding? I’m Mister Un-prejudice. You see that guy? That guy---
Drunk 1: This guy’s so full of prejudice!!!
Adam: You see that guy who just walked away? That guy is Prince Prejudice.
Drunk 2: Really?
Adam: I don’t know.
Drunk 1: This guy’s so full of prejudice!!!
Drunk 2: He’s taking a video of you man.
Drunk 1: This guy’s so full of…
Adam: Is he?
Drunk 2: You’re gonna be on Mad TV or something.
Adam laughs.
Drunk 1: This guy’s so full of prejudice!!!
Drunk 3: This guy’s full of…
Jeff: Bull shit!!!
Drunk 3: Your gonna be on like… like… like… I don’t know… Dukes of Hazard one day or something.
Nathan: Isn’t that show cancelled?
Drunk 1: He’s so full of prejudice!!! He’s fulla shit man. This guy…
Laughter.
Adam: I can’t take this abuse. I can’t take this abuse. I love all people.
Drunk 2: Why are you trying to hug him? Why you trying to hug him?
Drunk 3: He can’t… He can’t… He can’t take this abuse.
Drunk 2: You don’t know him. You’re such a slut.
Drunk 1: I’m just kidding man.
Adam: Alright.
Drunk 2: Why are you a slut? Why you trying to hug him?
Drunk 1: He’s a cool guy, man.
Drunk 2: Why you trying to be a slut?
Drunk 3: He’s the random white guy.
Drunk 1: He’s a cool guy. He’s the random white guy. He’s like Alvin.
Drunk 2 laughs.
Drunk 1 (cont’d): Gordie (sp?) knows. Gordie knows who Alvin is.
Jeff: You guys are all just brown guys, and that’s the random brown guy.
Drunk 1: He’s the random token…
(unintelligible words, multiple speakers)
Drunk 3: We’re all random.
Jeff: No, you’re just like… you’re just like… we’re all like…
Drunk 2: Actually, me and him and him are all drug dealers.
Silence.
Nathan: Ahh, you guys have any cocaine?
Drunk 2: No, we’re in pharmacy.
Nathan: Oh. Awkward.
Jeff laughs.
Drunk 2: Well we know how to make it from scratch.
Drunk 4: That was clever.
Drunk 2: Can’t tell you though, for your own safety.
Nathan: Do you, do your…
Adam: Do some of your classmates try to make their own formulations out of class equipment?
Drunk 2: Ah, one guy did. No, one guy like in California did, and then he got…
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START RECORDING
Drunk 1: (unintelligible)
Several people laugh.
Adam: Are you kidding? I’m Mister Un-prejudice. You see that guy? That guy---
Drunk 1: This guy’s so full of prejudice!!!
Adam: You see that guy who just walked away? That guy is Prince Prejudice.
Drunk 2: Really?
Adam: I don’t know.
Drunk 1: This guy’s so full of prejudice!!!
Drunk 2: He’s taking a video of you man.
Drunk 1: This guy’s so full of…
Adam: Is he?
Drunk 2: You’re gonna be on Mad TV or something.
Adam laughs.
Drunk 1: This guy’s so full of prejudice!!!
Drunk 3: This guy’s full of…
Jeff: Bull shit!!!
Drunk 3: Your gonna be on like… like… like… I don’t know… Dukes of Hazard one day or something.
Nathan: Isn’t that show cancelled?
Drunk 1: He’s so full of prejudice!!! He’s fulla shit man. This guy…
Laughter.
Adam: I can’t take this abuse. I can’t take this abuse. I love all people.
Drunk 2: Why are you trying to hug him? Why you trying to hug him?
Drunk 3: He can’t… He can’t… He can’t take this abuse.
Drunk 2: You don’t know him. You’re such a slut.
Drunk 1: I’m just kidding man.
Adam: Alright.
Drunk 2: Why are you a slut? Why you trying to hug him?
Drunk 1: He’s a cool guy, man.
Drunk 2: Why you trying to be a slut?
Drunk 3: He’s the random white guy.
Drunk 1: He’s a cool guy. He’s the random white guy. He’s like Alvin.
Drunk 2 laughs.
Drunk 1 (cont’d): Gordie (sp?) knows. Gordie knows who Alvin is.
Jeff: You guys are all just brown guys, and that’s the random brown guy.
Drunk 1: He’s the random token…
(unintelligible words, multiple speakers)
Drunk 3: We’re all random.
Jeff: No, you’re just like… you’re just like… we’re all like…
Drunk 2: Actually, me and him and him are all drug dealers.
Silence.
Nathan: Ahh, you guys have any cocaine?
Drunk 2: No, we’re in pharmacy.
Nathan: Oh. Awkward.
Jeff laughs.
Drunk 2: Well we know how to make it from scratch.
Drunk 4: That was clever.
Drunk 2: Can’t tell you though, for your own safety.
Nathan: Do you, do your…
Adam: Do some of your classmates try to make their own formulations out of class equipment?
Drunk 2: Ah, one guy did. No, one guy like in California did, and then he got…
END RECORDING
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