what Jeff will never be getting
Tuesday, May 31
Monday, May 30
template change
please note that i have changed the colour of the NavBar at the top of the page from navy blue to tan. this alteration will remain in place for the summer months.
Sunday, May 29
Caption Contest Winner!!!
Hey everyone!
Wow, there were so many great entries in the caption contest. It was hard to choose a winner. But I had to so here it is:
The winner of this blog's first Name that Caption Competition (NTCC) and the coveted nathanjoseph.blogspot.com coffee mug is................................................................................
"actually, just 'amazing book'"
posted on May 25, 2005 at 1:25 PM by ANONYMOUS.
I chose this caption as the winner because it is quite witty an intelligent, capturing the essence of the photograph perfectly (it really was actually just an amazing book!!).
I have the mug all packaged up and ready to be shipped out to the rightful winner, so would the Anonymous that posted this comment please reveal yourself in the comments section of this post (also post your mailing address well so i know where to send your rightfully earned mug).
Great job by everyone and thank you for all the contest entries!! Stay tuned for the next NTCC coming sometime in June.
Yours,
Nathan
actually, just "amazing book"
Wow, there were so many great entries in the caption contest. It was hard to choose a winner. But I had to so here it is:
The winner of this blog's first Name that Caption Competition (NTCC) and the coveted nathanjoseph.blogspot.com coffee mug is................................................................................
"actually, just 'amazing book'"
posted on May 25, 2005 at 1:25 PM by ANONYMOUS.
I chose this caption as the winner because it is quite witty an intelligent, capturing the essence of the photograph perfectly (it really was actually just an amazing book!!).
I have the mug all packaged up and ready to be shipped out to the rightful winner, so would the Anonymous that posted this comment please reveal yourself in the comments section of this post (also post your mailing address well so i know where to send your rightfully earned mug).
Great job by everyone and thank you for all the contest entries!! Stay tuned for the next NTCC coming sometime in June.
Yours,
Nathan
actually, just "amazing book"
Thursday, May 26
Tuesday, May 24
"NAME THAT CAPTION" CONTEST!!!
Hey everyone...
Today nathanjoseph.blogspot.com is having a "name that caption" competition!!! To play, simply think of the best/ funniest potential caption for the above picture. Write your entry in the comments section for this post. That's it!
The winning caption, as judged by myself, will receive a free nathanjoseph.blogspot.com coffee mug!!!
Contest entry closes in on May 28, so be sure to post before then!
Monday, May 23
Saturday, May 21
Friday, May 20
Thursday, May 19
Wednesday, May 18
msn logs
nathan: hey
nathan: you there?
*k-egg-er*: what
nathan: whatcha up to tonight
nathan: ?
*k-egg-er*: nothing
nathan: wanna hang?
*k-egg-er*: Actually, I’m going to a party.
nathan: where at?
*k-egg-er*: Maura’s
nathan: sweetness
nathan: can i come?
*k-egg-er*: It’s a “Fiesta Party” theme, so dress up.
nathan: cool
nathan: see ya there!!
nathan: ;o)
_____
The following message could not be delivered as *k-egg-er* appears offline: ;o)
_____
pirate party
nathan: you there?
*k-egg-er*: what
nathan: whatcha up to tonight
nathan: ?
*k-egg-er*: nothing
nathan: wanna hang?
*k-egg-er*: Actually, I’m going to a party.
nathan: where at?
*k-egg-er*: Maura’s
nathan: sweetness
nathan: can i come?
*k-egg-er*: It’s a “Fiesta Party” theme, so dress up.
nathan: cool
nathan: see ya there!!
nathan: ;o)
_____
The following message could not be delivered as *k-egg-er* appears offline: ;o)
_____
pirate party
Tuesday, May 17
Monday, May 16
Sunday, May 15
i'm back!
kay, thanks for all the help adam LN. good stuff.
well... i'm back for good now people, so that means more photos and less drama. remember, this blog is for you - the readers. so if you have any suggestions or feedback, please write it in the comments section. i love to hear from you guys!!!
thank you all for your continuous support. it's good to be back.
nathan
well... i'm back for good now people, so that means more photos and less drama. remember, this blog is for you - the readers. so if you have any suggestions or feedback, please write it in the comments section. i love to hear from you guys!!!
thank you all for your continuous support. it's good to be back.
nathan
Thursday, May 12
EMERGENCY POST
posted by nathan
I am sickened and shocked.
I have been without internet access for the past 10 days. I decided to swing by an internet café to check my email and the blog and just now came across this message in my hotmail inbox:
Hi Nathan,
i dont really know what to make of your website. i spoke to you a while ago, and you said it was a big joke. Its more thatn a joke now, and your jerky friend Jeff is making me sound like an asshole and has targeted me on your website. We've been friends for a long time, and I would appreciate you taking off the rude comments Jeff made about me, and letting him know your own friends shouldnt be a target of his lame humor. Hope all is well in Vic.
Take Care, Lou
This message was sent from a very good friend of mine, Louisa Cohen. When I read it, I had no idea what she was talking about, but I knew that something wasn’t right.
I immediately typed nathanjoseph.blogspot.com into in Netscape address bar. What I saw then was the homepage of the greatest betrayal of this century. My blog.
I was speechless.
Jeff Cunningham has stabbed me in the back.
The only thing I can say now, to all my blog readers, is that I am sorry. So sorry. Things have gone terribly awry. I can no longer call Jeff Cunningham a friend of mine. I am sickened by what he has done to the blog during my leave. I have never been betrayed on such a grandiose scale. This is an unrepeatable back-stab of epic proportions.
Please, loyal blog readers, believe me when I say - WHEN I PLEAD - that I did NOT, under any circumstances warrant Jeff’s actions on the blog.
Let me tell you what really happened. I’ll start form the beginning.
On the evening of Saturday April 30th, I posted an “Important Notice” on the blog. In this post, I had announced that I would be moving to Victoria to and that I would not have internet access for about a week. In my absence, I assigned a temporary blogmaster to look after nathanjoseph.blogspot.com. This person was Jeff Cunningham.
I spent over two hours that day with Jeff, in person, going over the blog and his duties for the upcoming week. He promised me that he would take great care of the site and uphold the spirit that I had created. Jeff lied.
I called Jeff on the phone each and every day of my absence from the blog. I told him in detail every aspect of my move, listing off all my activities, classes, and interesting anecdotes. Our conversations sometimes lasted hours. Jeff told me that he was transcribing our conversations for the blog every day, and posting the details of my Victoria experience “for all the bloggers to enjoy.” I was even sending him pictures of me from my digital camera through a local mall “DIGIfriends” kiosk. He told me that he posted all of my pictures up on the blog everyday.
He did not do any of this. Instead, he sabotaged the blog and attempted to make it his own. Jeff turned the focus to himself and began posting articles about his life and even copycat photographs of some of my classics. Obviously, Jeff is not smart enough to come up with any original stuff on his own. He continued for days to clutter the blog with his lengthy stupid posts about nonsense, while telling all you readers that I had not contacted him in days and that I no longer cared about the blog. ALL LIES!!! Then came the ultimate low. Jeff claimed that I put him in charge of the blog indefintley and he began referring to himself as “head blogmaster.” He then proceeded to change the title of the blog to “Jeff Cunningham.”
When I saw this, I seriously gagged, I was that upset.
To add insult to injury, Jeff began to post advertisements on the blog and plead to you guys, my loyal readers, for donations.
I thought that Jeff could not stoop any lower, but I was wrong. He began to slander one of my best friends, Louisa. For those of you who don’t know, Louisa has been one of the main contributors (in terms of comments) to this blog. She has followed it from the beginning and has been trying to have fun with it. On one of Jeff’s last posts, he decided to publish unsolicited libelous comments directed at Louisa. This makes me the maddest of all. Fine Jeff, back-stab me!! But leave my friends out of this!!
I’d like to publicly apologize, right now, to my friend Louisa Cohen and to all of my other blog visitors and contributors. It was a mistake to put Jeff in charge of looking after my blog and I am sorry if he offended you in any way.
From now on, Jeff Cunningham is banned permanently from posting on this blog.
So a lot of you are probably wondering, what happens next? Well, for starters, right now I am sitting in an internet café in downtown Victoria.
It is my 22nd birthday today.
I really do not want to be spending my birthday re-formatting the blog and debugging all the sh#t that Jeff did during the past 10-days, but I have my priorities.
I must let you know, though, that I still will not have internet access for a few more days. So, I have appointed a new temporary blogmaster to maintain the site during this time. And trust me, the same thing will not happen again!
This new temporary blogmaster’s name is “Adam Locke-Norton.” He is extremely professional, and will oversee the blog in a likewise manner. He is aware of the recent havoc that has occurred at nathanjoseph.blogspot.com and is committed to maintaining the integrity of the site. I will be returning to the blog next week on a full time basis.
Please note: I am moving all of posts made by "Jeff Cunningham" to the very bottom of the blog where they will remain as a historical reference of what this blog does not stand for.
Thanks to everyone for continuously supporting this blog. Again, I am extremely sorry for the “Jeff” incident and I promise that it will never happen again.
Yours,
Nathan
Head Blogmaster
I am sickened and shocked.
I have been without internet access for the past 10 days. I decided to swing by an internet café to check my email and the blog and just now came across this message in my hotmail inbox:
Hi Nathan,
i dont really know what to make of your website. i spoke to you a while ago, and you said it was a big joke. Its more thatn a joke now, and your jerky friend Jeff is making me sound like an asshole and has targeted me on your website. We've been friends for a long time, and I would appreciate you taking off the rude comments Jeff made about me, and letting him know your own friends shouldnt be a target of his lame humor. Hope all is well in Vic.
Take Care, Lou
This message was sent from a very good friend of mine, Louisa Cohen. When I read it, I had no idea what she was talking about, but I knew that something wasn’t right.
I immediately typed nathanjoseph.blogspot.com into in Netscape address bar. What I saw then was the homepage of the greatest betrayal of this century. My blog.
I was speechless.
Jeff Cunningham has stabbed me in the back.
The only thing I can say now, to all my blog readers, is that I am sorry. So sorry. Things have gone terribly awry. I can no longer call Jeff Cunningham a friend of mine. I am sickened by what he has done to the blog during my leave. I have never been betrayed on such a grandiose scale. This is an unrepeatable back-stab of epic proportions.
Please, loyal blog readers, believe me when I say - WHEN I PLEAD - that I did NOT, under any circumstances warrant Jeff’s actions on the blog.
Let me tell you what really happened. I’ll start form the beginning.
On the evening of Saturday April 30th, I posted an “Important Notice” on the blog. In this post, I had announced that I would be moving to Victoria to and that I would not have internet access for about a week. In my absence, I assigned a temporary blogmaster to look after nathanjoseph.blogspot.com. This person was Jeff Cunningham.
I spent over two hours that day with Jeff, in person, going over the blog and his duties for the upcoming week. He promised me that he would take great care of the site and uphold the spirit that I had created. Jeff lied.
I called Jeff on the phone each and every day of my absence from the blog. I told him in detail every aspect of my move, listing off all my activities, classes, and interesting anecdotes. Our conversations sometimes lasted hours. Jeff told me that he was transcribing our conversations for the blog every day, and posting the details of my Victoria experience “for all the bloggers to enjoy.” I was even sending him pictures of me from my digital camera through a local mall “DIGIfriends” kiosk. He told me that he posted all of my pictures up on the blog everyday.
He did not do any of this. Instead, he sabotaged the blog and attempted to make it his own. Jeff turned the focus to himself and began posting articles about his life and even copycat photographs of some of my classics. Obviously, Jeff is not smart enough to come up with any original stuff on his own. He continued for days to clutter the blog with his lengthy stupid posts about nonsense, while telling all you readers that I had not contacted him in days and that I no longer cared about the blog. ALL LIES!!! Then came the ultimate low. Jeff claimed that I put him in charge of the blog indefintley and he began referring to himself as “head blogmaster.” He then proceeded to change the title of the blog to “Jeff Cunningham.”
When I saw this, I seriously gagged, I was that upset.
To add insult to injury, Jeff began to post advertisements on the blog and plead to you guys, my loyal readers, for donations.
I thought that Jeff could not stoop any lower, but I was wrong. He began to slander one of my best friends, Louisa. For those of you who don’t know, Louisa has been one of the main contributors (in terms of comments) to this blog. She has followed it from the beginning and has been trying to have fun with it. On one of Jeff’s last posts, he decided to publish unsolicited libelous comments directed at Louisa. This makes me the maddest of all. Fine Jeff, back-stab me!! But leave my friends out of this!!
I’d like to publicly apologize, right now, to my friend Louisa Cohen and to all of my other blog visitors and contributors. It was a mistake to put Jeff in charge of looking after my blog and I am sorry if he offended you in any way.
From now on, Jeff Cunningham is banned permanently from posting on this blog.
So a lot of you are probably wondering, what happens next? Well, for starters, right now I am sitting in an internet café in downtown Victoria.
It is my 22nd birthday today.
I really do not want to be spending my birthday re-formatting the blog and debugging all the sh#t that Jeff did during the past 10-days, but I have my priorities.
I must let you know, though, that I still will not have internet access for a few more days. So, I have appointed a new temporary blogmaster to maintain the site during this time. And trust me, the same thing will not happen again!
This new temporary blogmaster’s name is “Adam Locke-Norton.” He is extremely professional, and will oversee the blog in a likewise manner. He is aware of the recent havoc that has occurred at nathanjoseph.blogspot.com and is committed to maintaining the integrity of the site. I will be returning to the blog next week on a full time basis.
Please note: I am moving all of posts made by "Jeff Cunningham" to the very bottom of the blog where they will remain as a historical reference of what this blog does not stand for.
Thanks to everyone for continuously supporting this blog. Again, I am extremely sorry for the “Jeff” incident and I promise that it will never happen again.
Yours,
Nathan
Head Blogmaster
