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Hey everyone...
nathanjoseph.blogspot.com is having its second monthly "Name That Caption Contest!" To play, simply think of the best/ funniest potential caption for the above picture. Write your entry in the comments section for this post. That's it!
The winning caption, as judged by myself, will be featured on this blog and the respective entrant will receive a free nathanjoseph.blogspot.com coffee mug!!!
Contest entry closes on June 27 at 11:59 pm, so be sure to post before then!
fine print:
1) max. 5 entries per person.
2) nathanjoseph.blogspot.com has the right to disqualify any participant.
3) nathanjoseph.blogspot.com has the right to re-qualify any disqualified participants.
What's this for?
ReplyDelete'Peace Offering'
ReplyDeleteNathan's pick-up: "Here I think you might have dropped this"
ReplyDeleteLittle does nathan know, his friend max izen poked holes in his condoms... - Adam Folk
ReplyDeletebetcha can't have just one
ReplyDelete"Let's make love."-- an oldie but a goodie.
ReplyDelete"small world"
ReplyDelete"Lets use this, I have AIDS"
ReplyDelete"Will you be my first. I've never been with a woman; well a real woman, this one time a blow-up doll flew into my dorm room window and we made love all weekend"
ReplyDelete"Ribbed for your pleasure"
ReplyDelete"Don't worry, I'll be done in 30 seconds"
ReplyDelete"I love you"
ReplyDeleteI am going to fuck you so hard.
ReplyDelete"No."
ReplyDelete"This will make a really awkward photo for my blog."
ReplyDeleteNot quite a chip, not quite a cracker.
ReplyDelete"double dare"
ReplyDeleteYou're entering a world of pain, babe
ReplyDeleteIce breaker
ReplyDeleteThis'll kill the taste
ReplyDeleteI've been with a lot of people so we should probably use this
ReplyDeleteI want to be on you
ReplyDeleteHere, you'll prolly get to use this WAY before I ever do!!
ReplyDeleteC'mon girl, don't be a square; condoms are for sailors.
ReplyDelete"climax"
ReplyDeletegum?
ReplyDeletejust NAAAAASTY...
ReplyDeleteummm it must be an extra large... cuz Nathan has a 12 inch.. he showed it to me in our services marketing class
"gum? oops."
ReplyDeleteI'm going to fuck Ivana so hard.
ReplyDeleteI can be your hero, babe.
ReplyDelete***OFFSIDES ALERT***
ReplyDeleteAs your older brother, I think our first time should be together.
one week anniversary-- latex.
ReplyDeletegunnr,
ReplyDeletePlease sensor your profanities.
nathan
Unless you're on the pill?
ReplyDeleteRock, Paper, Insertion.
ReplyDelete1. This is what democracy looks like
ReplyDelete2. She's the cheese and I'm the macaroni
3. Adventure without risk is Disneyland
4. Kerrisdale: babies, dogs, the elderly, and, pictured here, Xanadu.
5. What you can't see is B4-4's "Liquid Dreams" playing in the background
You were at Yu's party yesterday and referenced awkward.ca repeatedly. So here I checked and oh jeez this blog is genius.
This expires tomorrow???
ReplyDelete"Nathan...I thought you were gay?"
ReplyDelete1) "Weird, I don't remember Claudia giving me this."
ReplyDelete2) "I haven't played with waterballons in ages!"
3) "...to protect you from those Wilcox brothers"
4) "I PROMISE, no one will find out."
5) "MMMMMMMM MMMMMM BITCH!"
perfect, you just sit there all unsuspecting, and I'll be the creepy guy that plows you!!
ReplyDeleteThen I realized; no footage, as I ram her.
ReplyDelete-Chingy
Sorry, it's a small. I prefer a little more snug fit.
ReplyDeleteIs this a condom?
ReplyDeletePut this on before I suck you off...sis.
ReplyDelete"Does this thing come with instructions?"
ReplyDelete"casting couch"
ReplyDelete"family function"
ReplyDelete#51
ReplyDeleteThese things are great for squirt gun fights
ReplyDelete